Freaks Forever

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vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

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jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

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pottersir:

i don’t mean to brag or anything, but the 7th harry potter book was dedicated to me

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I’m losing the recall election, Ben. Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way to score some points.

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a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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witchsistah:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

LAWD!

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sararye:

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officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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dyalated:

vinebox:

When a hot guy posts a selfie on instagram

who is this hero?

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[hornvan]

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